Hi, I’m Lana. I’m a Libra Sun, Sagittarius Moon and Aries Rising (watch out), and I spent 16 years in the advertising industry, writing sparkling copy for Fortune 500 brands. You’ve probably heard of them—brands like Kellogg, Ford, Cadillac, Buick, GMC (so many cars), Kotex, Good Nites, and United Way, among others. I’ve adopted the tone of a toaster pastry to write social posts for Pop-Tarts, gone viral with a Valentine’s Day video for Ford Mustang, helped revamp Kotex for tweens just getting their periods, and so much more. I started as a junior copywriter and rose to a Creative Director on the strength of my writing and ideas.
And it was awesome!
And it wasn’t.